King George F.C. either contests championships or battles relegation – either way, life at the archetypal “yo-yo” club is never dull. Much like a royal court, KGFC is home to leaders, fighters and jesters, but mainly jesters. So, if you like your football with euphoric highs and soul-crushing lows, then KGFC might just be the team for you. For information on how to be part of this exciting team, contact firstname.lastname@example.org.